Q: What's the deal with all of the big, mysterious, dark secret talk?  Does Andrew have a big, mysterious, dark secret?

A: Absolutely not.  Let's move on to the next question...quickly quickly!



Q: No, really...is there something weird going on?  You guys mentioned it like 5 times on the website?

A: Do we have any other questions from the audience?  Oh yes, you. Right there...moving on.



Q: I heard that Andrew had VD - any truth to that rumor?

A: We here at DateOurBuddy.com have a little slogan about Andrew and his no-longer-an-issue STD situation: "Chlamydia-free, since 2003."  We say it all the time.  I literally said it last night at dinner and again this morning on my way to work.



Q: Hey guys, long-time listener, first time caller.  Just a quick one...1/2 Asian and 1/2 Jewish, that doesn't really make any sense.  I mean, you can be 1/2 Asian and 1/2 Persian or something.  Or 1/2 Jewish and 1/2 Protestant.  But you guys seem to be mixing and matching here.

A: What the hell is that?  It's certainly not a question.  We know what we're doing, asshat.



Q: I'm not 100% sure who Tyler Perry is - does that make me racist?

A: Not really germane to this site, but yes, that does make you a racist.